Benchmade Osborne 940-2: A Tactical Masterpiece for Discerning Knife Enthusiasts.
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The Griptilian: A Benchmade Legend for Your Pocket – Built to Last, Ready for Action.
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Benchmade Mini-Griptilian: Compact, Robust, and Unbelievably Sharp – A Pocket Legend.
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Benchmade 550-S30V Griptilian®: The Ultimate EDC Knife for Everyday Confidence.
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Benchmade 555 Mini-Griptilian: Compact Steel, Unmatched Grip - A Pocket Essential.
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Benchmade Barrage: Your reliable blade for everyday adventures, a touch of steel and class.
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The Osborne: A Benchmade legend ready for any task you fancy, a right proper blade.
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Ben's Tick Repellent Eco-Spray: Your shield against blighters in the great outdoors.
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Ben's® 100: Your Shield Against Ticks & Insects. Pocket-Sized Protection for Outdoor Adventures.
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Ben's UltraNet: Bug-Busting Bliss for Outdoor Adventures! Keep Calm & Carry On, Mosquito-Free!
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Big Agnes: House Footprints - Your Tent's Best Mate! Ready for Adventure, Guv?
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