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Almike's Axe: A Swedish Hatchet for the Ages. Hand-Forged Heritage, Beautifully Balanced.

Right then, fancy something a bit different, eh? Cast your eyes upon this beauty, a veritable symphony of… well, let’s just say it’s got *something* to offer. Is it a time machine disguised as a… thingy? Perhaps. Does it hold the secrets of the universe? Possibly. Will it make you the envy of all your mates down the pub? Absolutely bloody guaranteed. Buy it, and find out what wondrous secrets lie within. You won't regret it, unless you actually find out it’s just a slightly wonky paperweight. Even then, it’s a bloody good paperweight, innit? So go on, treat yourself, you deserve it.

£67.50      £134.99

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