The Cadet Alox: Your pocket-sized Swiss Army hero, ready for any adventure, innit?
Right then, fancy something a bit different Do you fancy elevating your gaff, giving it that certain je ne sais quoi Well, this ain't your nan's knick-knack, right This is pure, unadulterated, must-have mojo, guaranteed to make your mates green with envy Chuck it in your basket, yeah You won't regret it Blimey, it's practically begging to be bought, innit So go on, treat yourself, you absolute legend.
£18.00
£36.00
